Springtime for Putin

So here we have Russian Presidente Vlad Putin sporting a shirtless look while fishing. Is he trying to get a movie role?

Get used to seeing this...

What's my point? This shot was taken in SIBERIA!! It is so warm in Siberia right now that Putin can go shirtless. Soon enough all Siberians will be going shirtless, because it will be too warm. And what of the Siberian Huskies? Anyway, this pic wasn't an accident. It shows how determined Russia is to fight global warming. We cannot let them beat us!

BTW...I'm not even going to mention the hurricane that happened because of global warming. It was too cold here in NYC. Coldest August day ever. That what happens when you have global warming. Things start going crazy...just like in 'The Day After Tomorrow'. (Which is a great title, by the way).

2+2=5, and other things Warming Deniers believe

"Up in the North the ice is melting, what will it take to melt the ice in the human heart?" - Jane Goodall

Seriously. The globe is warming. This is a fact. Those who don't understand this can't comprehend basic reasoning. Would anyone doubt that gravity is a fact? It's almost like these deniers are incapable of logical thought. Here's what my main man RFK, Jr. had to say:

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the environmentalist author, president of Waterkeeper Alliance and grew hoarse from shouting. "This is treason. And we need to start treating them as traitors." - Newsday

Exactly. Do we live in a country of idiots, that some people have refused to accept what is widely known as the consensus???? Makes me mad sometimes. Seriously, lock those people up. Next time someone comes at you with 'global warming is a myth', you pretty much have to write them off as a human being.

Talk to the hand!

Yeah, it's a dangerous confression, but a confression nonetheless.

Iran predicts high temps

Ahmadinejad: It's going to be a 'hot' summer in the Middle East...

Running Man - and by Man, I mean Earth.

Remember Running Man? Great Movie. Now picture it if Arnold was actually the planet Earth. And Richard Dawson was Global Warming. That's what I'm talking about. Take heed, from Aspen Daily: (if the next quote doesn't scare you, you have no soul.)

"The size of the climate problem? Worldwide atmospheric carbon has jumped from 280 to 383 parts per million in the last century; the polar icecaps are melting three times faster than anyone's direst prediction; China is on the verge of surpassing the United States for greenhouse gas emissions; bark beetles and wildfires are sweeping across Western forests; temperatures are climbing, sea levels rising, glaciers vanishing. By some estimates, humans must pull 30 gigatons of carbon from the atmosphere to have a shot at reversing such effects. "

30 Gigatons!!! That's enough for 24 time traveling journeys (assuming 1 Gigaton of carbon equals a Gigawatt.) Perhaps we can use one of the time traveling escapades to stop us from using Aqua Net and discovering coal.

"Gore advised the audience to compare the blue orb of the Earth to Venus,
where daytime temperatures reach 867 degrees Fahrenheit and it rains sulphuric
acid. The two planets have the same amount of carbon, Gore explained, but Venus' just happens to be in the atmosphere, while most of the Earth's is still locked
underground. "The habitability of this planet for human beings really is at
risk," he said, but "It is a race."

Get used to our new home, Venus Prime (aka, Old Earth).

I mean, we are insanely close to being like Venus...our sister twin. Oh, what fun. And we're talking on the order of years (I would guess).

Gore is the pinnacle of awesomeness. "... Gore has spent 30 years trying to bring the world around to the effects of global climate change" 30 Years!!! In fact, at no time do I recall him NOT spewing forth Green living stylio. "These are not political problems. They are moral imperatives." "These are not political problems. They are moral imperatives." "These are not political problems. They are moral imperatives."

Look, resistance is futile. They are moral imperatives. The complete article should convince all the naysayers -http://www.aspendailynews.com/article_20762 Even though I basically quoted the whole thing. Where is your God, now?

Waterworld, not just a great movie

Get used to seeing this. I'm sure you've all seen the amazing tour de force that is Waterworld, written directed and capablity acted by one Kevin Costner. Well, get used to it, because when the ice caps melt, we will join him on the search for "dry land". Yes, I've seen it!

Perhaps, the first few days, we will be waterskiing like this fellow in his Aquada. Then, of course, the prospect of finding drinking water will "sink" in. Forgive the pun. But do not forgive those who think the polar ice caps will not melt. On the plus side, since the ice is pure water, it will dilute the salt content of the ocean...causing a 5% delay in scurvy symptoms setting in.


Dry land. Is it a myth? You decide.

Swimming at the north pole

This guy took a 1K swim at the North Pole. That's how warm it is up there. It's so warm, that he had to cool off and take a swim. If this doesn't convince you that "This is why I'm hot" then I don't know what.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070715211336.h2lllk66&show_article=1

On the upside, I just bought 200 acres on the coast of Greenland. That's going to be the new Boca in 5 years.

A new joker on the blogododecahedron

Hey guys.
Been awhile, and I'm sorry there hasn't been a drunken confression lately. A bunch of you have sent me emails asking if I sobered up. Not even close!

I had to chug when I saw this: An new anti-global warming yokel just came up on the scene and I need to discredit him and all his machinations.

Check out the garbaggio that spews forth from his gaping maw:
http://mentalbookmarks.blogspot.com/

Look forward to cash producing debates, I mean, flame wars in the future!


Mood: in the corner. And drunk.